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August 28, 2018
Next, take dogs to piss.
Just like this. A task they surely adore.

In spittin’ drizzle, we paused and bellowed to the cows lazily grazing, apparently unaffected by the drenching rain that had, to this farmboy’s reckoning, lasted the better part of two hours.
Man, those were some mighty wet-assed bovines.
Their ears perked - sticking out horizontally as if jabbed by static electricity - when mooed at.
‘Is that one of us?’ one of them may have mused. Apparently a moo is a moo is a moo. Imitations, however cheap and human-originated, do in fact work for the purpose of cow callin’.