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September 2, 2019
When I said "I'm used to this," I meant I'm used to people wanting to get rid of me. When I said "I wanted the same thing," I meant I wanted to stay in prison for more than a week, to never have to come home. So I was telling you about my first day at this new job. This is my penance. My mother thought it would do me good to be around stuff that'd tempt me to steal. It makes sense, yes? I agree with her. Just now I was eyeing a Pringles canister. Something's wrong with me.