September 25, 2019
warning residents of (Censored) township – as well as adjacent boroughs and municipalities – of some weird kind of mosquito-borne illness. This would not normally be met with town folks’ consternation; however, the kicker was that the mosquitoes in question were ostensibly vectoring the disease and cases had been confirmed. It was time to call out the bats! Luckily, bat die-off hadn’t been an issue in Davey’s locale. Now here it was – or is – Sunday, and time for a jaunt up the detestable Ardatema Road en route to (Censored) township, where, for the sake of reference, mosquito warnings had also been issued.