November 14, 2019
I should've known better than to ask Alexa for delivery notifications when my cat is home. She recently announced two deliveries, including short descriptions of my cat's birthday presents, thus ruining the surprise. I "legit" was pissed that I hadn't changed notification settings to exclude descriptions and annoyed that I asked for notifications when it wasn't necessary, and may have cursed, which naturally was necessary. Of course, now my cat is also annoyed that I think so little of her that I consider dried shrimp treats and a catnip toy in the shape and color of a rainbow sufficient gifts.