November 5, 2019
If you want me to hate you immediately, put part of your finger in your mouth and consume or appear to consume whatever bits of flesh and nail you find so compelling. Extra hate points if the action generates sound/noise. You'll be right up (down) in there in my estimation with hair-twirlers, leg-shakers, finger-tappers/drummers, whistlers, pen-clickers, pencil-tappers, and anyone else above toddler age who fidgets or fiddles or frets and can't compose himself. Teach yourself how to sit the fuck still. And please stop eating your fucking hands. Unless you want me to hate you, in which case, carry on.