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March 9, 2002
I want a Miss America with balls and not the testicular kind. She does not have to be gorgeous or entertaining unless she already is. Whenever she catwalks in the bathing suit trial, I want her to pull a "Girls Gone Wild" move on the judges. When she is asked what she would to improve the world, I want to hear gasps and murmurs from her answer. It would be even better if she explained her answers truthfully and unabashedly. I don't want a crier when she wins but a triumphant victor rattling her fist in the air and roars.