November 26, 2019
and trucks we get a rush from Radio Deluxe.
Yes, they’ll play us many great tunes
on just Saturday afternoons.
Then on Sunday, some bellicose bluster
as if we were morose and needed some luster.
So the orange-capped dude ballyhooed
some harsh shilling
embraced by a coalition of the willing.
Airport past dawn; oh, woe begone!
Davey H must report that he did resort
or rather opt in with nary a frown
to a handy, friendly TSA pat-down.
Thus he exults with jubilation:
he avoided the scanner’s radiation.
‘Locate your closest exit and in the event of a water landing