December 21, 2019
I just cannot abide Johnny Cash. After whining Bob Dylan his popularity baffles me the most. He always sounds like your embarrassing drunk uncle fucking around on the guitar he’s just found in your house. Plonking from C to G to C to G like he thinks that’s “fingerpicking”; grunting tunelessly over the top, his voice sounding about as strong as a terminal lung cancer case, droning out these truly shitty by-the-numbers songs that all sound more-or-less the same... absolutely fucking atrocious, he was. Baffling that he was so loved. The man in black emperor’s clothes.