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March 12, 2020
If upon hearing that elderly people are at the highest risk of being affected or devastated by the COVID-19 beast, you're actually "relieved" because you're not old (yet), at least pretend for the duration of washing your filthy hands in hot water for 20 seconds while singing "happy birthday" twice (provided you're even doing that), or hoarding all the hand sanitizer and toilet paper you can get your figuratively filthy hands on, to have enough heart and soul to return every fucking five-dollar bill your adorable grandmother or grandfather ever tucked into a Hallmark birthday card you apparently never deserved.