March 17, 2020
You are not a maverick or badass, you're not punk rock or in any way remotely brave if you're purposely being a fucking scofflaw and defying all instructions, directives, demand, and requirements to STAY THE FUCK HOME. If you need to be a self-absorbed cretin hellbent on destruction, by all means, do so in the comfort of your own home. Use the quarantine to master the lost art of self-trepanation or simply punch yourself in the throat repeatedly. You are not the only person in the world. Get your head out of your ass and keep your fucking ass home.