March 18, 2020
Hey, kidz. Just a not-so-gentle reminder that you're not the only person in the world. I know you want to be, and you're proving it by stockpiling food, the ever-elusive toilet paper, and other goods that other people (They exist! Promise!) need too, because you don't give a fuck or fig if other people don't survive as long as you do, and those not even born in 1999 are partying in Florida like it's 1999 instead of 20fucking20, and your "no one tells me what to do" attitude is what makes you an "American", but you're not the only person ...