March 20, 2020
Look at a guy, who's, I dunno, about 6 feet tall. Imagine him lying on the ground doing, like, snow angels or some shit. Imagine yourself thinking, "Gosh, that reminds me of Love Story. I should watch it again! I need a good cry 'cause there's not enough to cry about in real life!" When you're done punching yourself in the throat, realize that that 6 feet is how far away you NEED to stay away from others. Otherwise, someone could wind up in a prone position like the imaginary guy, 6 feet the fuck under. How difficult is that?