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March 10, 2020
I just talked to my mom on the phone. More like we co-screamed to the point of near-hoarseness about what fucking asshole morons people are. "JUST FUCKING DO IT!!! STAY INSIDE!!!!" she yelled. "HOW FUCKING HARD IS IT???" She described her outfit, comprised of extra-large leopard print "hangout pants", an enormous sweatshirt, and slipper socks "with holes so I'm wearing socks too".

Unlike most days, we didn't focus on the so-called President. But I'll never forget the day after the election, the first words she uttered during our call was, "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???"

ALL CAPS, yes, warranted.

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