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March 5, 2020
Here's a thought, fun people of the world. Congregate. All of you. Every one of you selfish motherfuckers who thinks the directives don't apply to you. Get together, have a big-ass potluck. Lick your fingers while making the food. Eat with your hands, y'know, like, Ethiopian style. Do it in a big auditorium somewhere, shake hands, lick each other's plates clean. And then stay there, doors locked, infected en masse, until you get what you had coming to you. But literally leave the rest of us out of it. I have even less compassion for you than I have patience.

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