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May 17, 2020
While at the park I suddenly had the urgency to urinate, it was so bad to the point that I thought I was going to have to go behind a building somewhere to do so. Luckily Whole Foods was nearby.

They have a mandatory mask policy now where you have to wear a mask.

I asked the one fat overweight woman working at a store that represents health, when did this policy start and she said 'the government said so!' in an authoritarian like voice as though she was getting paid to represent them.

'You mean Uncle Sam?' I asked.