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May 18, 2020
If you're ever having a day where you've feeling okay about yourself, thinking you've got stuff relatively under control, (notwithstanding the pandemic, natch), but all that newfound positivity and self-respect just doesn't feel right, and you need to bring yourself back down, I suggest shaking out your keyboard and, if possible, prying off all of the keys, one by one, to see why it's been acting up, particularly with respect to that recalcitrant space bar that's making you typelikethisfuckdamnit.

Nothing will bring back your self-loathing with more expediency and urgency, and perhaps even spike it above your baseline. Trust me.

(continued 5/19)