May 30, 2020
Little Donny Dipshit scurries down to his bunker, earning himself the nickname Bunker Bitch in addition to Bunker Boy, lights are off in the White House, while the dimwit's bulb has been out for decades. Hiding his face from daylight so when he emerges it'll be even whiter than the house in which he lives (but hopefully not past mid-January). It's like Hallow'en and the douchefuck has devoured all the Kit Kats, has whispered for someone to turn out the lights so he can pretend he's not home. We see you, though, asshole. And soon you'll be seen in hell.