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November 12, 2020
Wake me when it's January 20th and our fresh new President has removed his non-tiny hand, the one that can easily grip a glass of water bigger than a thimble, from the Bible, a book he's familiar with, takes over the reins of the country from a shambling, inept, petty, vindictive, bullying, shitfaced toddler who straddled (sorta, because even that would challenge his range of motion) this place like his own hobby horse, or when that same stain suffers a debilitating stroke that renders him incapable of communication and he can't blink even a simple "I won." Whichever comes first.