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December 16, 2020
Okay, who wants to join me for a run in about five minutes? Meet me by the Eleanor Roosevelt statue at 72nd and Riverside.* You can't miss her. She's wearing a mask (really).

Just kidding. The thought of running with someone is much more NOFUCKINGWAY-worthy than running in the biting cold, by the river, at all. This is just my way of showing off that I'm superior because I'm going out there and you're not. (But really, if I don't do it, I'm a miserable motherfucker. Consider my running my gift to YOU. Happy holidays, kidz.)

*Not really, would-be stalkers.