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December 1, 2020
"Take it to the worms," Faldo Finch said. And no one knew what he meant.

Legend had it that Faldo's name was supposed to be Waldo, because his parents decided he would be born on a Wednesday and wanted a name that began with W as a way to commenmorate that, but when he entered the world late by two days, they hadn't prepared for an F name, and before either of them could come up with a simple "Frank" or "Fred", one of them blurted out "Faldo" to be cute, and somehow it found itself onto the birth certificate.