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December 13, 2020
Every once in a while you'll see some enterprising maverick ask something on Twitter like, "Is it okay to eat breakfast for dinner?" and people can't wait to chime in with a response, like they're unique because they eat Cap'n Crunch or French toast after sundown. Everyone loves to think they're groundbreaking, bucking the fucking system, so special and fun-loving.

Look at me! Sometimes I'll even stay in pajamas all day when I have nowhere to go! And I might take a shower at night! And I'll eat dinner for breakfast! Cold pizza at daybreak? Just try to stop me!