April 18, 2002
There is no real way of playing the ukulele without looking strange. Useless advice can still be used. A kitchen fire is not a pleasant form of a housewarming. A dog kennel is a dog show for all breeds, even those the outside the American Kennel Association. At the right angle, two deer horn locked tight can be bagged with one bullet. You can only carry a gallon of water in your bare hands after a heavy snowfall. Stick, stones, and words can all hurt if pelted hard enough. Cigarette lighters are now only called lighters since they light anything.