My next assignment for English requires that I write a how-to paper. I must, in detail and at some length, explain to my audience how to do something. The trouble with this is that I know how to do relatively few things that I could, should, or would want to, detail in essay format. Explaining the creation of websites is too easy an option, and would make for very dry reading, methinks. So I'm considering two other possibilities: "How To Keep A Journal" or "How To Start Your Own Religion". You bring the cross, I'll bring the kool-aid? I'm evil.