When I was a much younger person than I am now, I think my ambition in life was to be a prodigy. This term usually has the word "child" saddled in front, which shouldn't happen, as the word prodigy implies child within its definition. Anyhow, my ambition was going well until the day I realised I was no longer a child. This fact, as you'll note, was a major stumbling block. Having no other choice but to alter my future plans, I decided to be come prodigious; at least textually speaking. I think I'm doing well. Thankfully, quality doesn't count.