May 10, 2002
Here's a little Halloween revision: The flaming bag of dog shit is still effective yet the overuse of this prank has made it predictable among potential victims. I have improvised a modification to it as a method of reapplying the surprise character of the prank. Simply double the bag density and insert a blockbuster amongst the logs. Ignite the bag and flee. Should the victim scoff at the joke, the period of conflagration will come to igniting the blockbuster. It is funniest when the victim opens their front door to extinguish your prank and suffers from the blast and debris.