May 1, 2002
Canto the first, if only medieval phrases were still intact. And all this time I thought I knew how to spell “medieval” like the latter half was “evil”. Guess not. I met a secretary at kitchen store yesterday and she said “evil” twice within the space of one minute. One: “He came down with something evil last week.” and then “Hopefully the salespeople will use the new product information for good and not evil.” This is also my hope, for I’d hate to own an evil blender. Blending evil potions with the push of a button. Whirr whiz evil smoothie.