May 27, 2002
Like that joke about Eve swimming for the first time and Adam says, “how are we ever going to get the stink out of the fish?” Or when some frat boy tells the joke about how his dishwasher is actually his girlfriend, TO his girlfriend. Construction workers whistling at a low-cut blouse, a pair of a legs making an ass of themselves. Or not being able to eat a banana in the hardware store without suggestive nods. Or when you’re husband’s friend introduces you as “X’s wife” and not your name. Women: you can depend on misogyny if nothing else.