May 29, 2002
I just learned that in Louis the XIV’s day, no one wore underpants. Which means that Marie Antoinette was completely naked under her skirt when her head was chopped off. I think in dire situations of stressful and impending death I would like to know that I am wearing some nice underpants, just for my own private security. Are inmates allowed to bring their own underpants to prison? Or are they issued? And what about enlisted men-- same question? And what exactly IS Victoria’s secret? And why don’t women wear boxers? The original Catwoman invented thongs. I know that much.