June 19, 2002
I don't like doing laundry. I would prefer to just buy new clothing all the time and never wash any of it, unless the items are like my favorite pants or t-shirts, in which case I guess I would have no choice. Maybe if I had a maid. A maid who can cook, or a cook also, because if there's anything I hate to do more than laundry, it's cook. Also, I hate to clean the litter boxes. And, I hate to clip my own toenails, but it's not because I'm fat and I can't reach my feet or anything.