Boris the Yak: I have hooves.
Yeti: My feet, they're delicate. I get blisters. The rough terrain, I get cuts from rocks if I'm not wearing shoes. And the snow, sometimes I get frostbite.
Boris the Yak: I like to eat snow.
Yeti: Everyone's always wondering, where's the yeti? Well I'll tell you, I'm sitting in my yurt, nursing my wounds. That's where I am, because even with my shoes, I have problems.
Boris the Yak: I wish I had a yurt.