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July 30, 2002
Out of the blue I got a call from Richard's mother, "Was I still interested in a Dandie Dinmont?"

"Hey," I say, " I know your son."

"Oh how do you know Richard?"

"Through somebody in his lab."

"Who?"

"Um, Natalie."

"What a nice girl. I guess you know they leave tomorrow for the Galapagos."

"The Galapagos? Islands?"

Laughter. "Of course. Do you have a gender preference?"

"Excuse me?"

"For the puppy, male or female."

"Oh, female I guess. With legs as short as that it would depress me to see a little guy dragging his penis on the ground."