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November 14, 2002
OK, here are the facts:
1. You’re sweet and self-sacrificing and beautiful. I’m a mean, selfish toad.
2. Everyone who knows you can’t imagine life without you. People would trade me in for a box of Lucky Charms (not a bad trade considering the free toy inside).

On one hand, I love you more because I’m so unworthy of your love and I know it, making me love you even more. On the other hand, you must love me more to have to put up with me, and still be smiling.

Ergo, we’re even. Now let’s go share a pizza.