The hi protein diet said

For Lunch the menu included

Bacon butties + sausage sarnies. Smothered in ketchup Followed by mince pies smothered in dooble creem.

for Tea

An olympic breakfast with all the trimmings was served ie fried bread shrooms toms sausage bacon chips & fried eggs with their sunny faces shining forth with kubrickian insouciance. At the second little chef no less. The first being strangely & given the location somewhat surreally closed.

For supper

More mince pies & more double cream

(No wunner mah stools is not performing with their usual high octane efficiency blast )

Hmmm