Aye There ye go pal Auld years nicht Here again Like clockwork Giving us all a dig in the ribs Things to do Things not to do What might get done What never gets done anyway Resolutions & promises The bearer to pay On demand Each lang syne The oft said litany Burbled out for one & all Here at chez nous This has gone by default Baby bear has crashed out in front of some alleged alter ego comedics Madame has retired to the boudoir in the direction of the land of nod Zoot is here with the ague