December 12, 2002
Barf For President!
Empower me with the might of the United States and I'll brute force smash the Saudi Arabian secret police dead in an hour. Make me President of the USA and the Roush sisters will be home in California, and delighted to be there, in three days.
I won't need any nukes because the whole world will correctly assume that were anybody or nation to defy me even ONCE, I would blow them to smithereens without hesitation. Without hesitation!
Fortunately I know good from evil. The world could use a nice maniac like me in The White House.