December 11, 2002
This whole thing with the desert was becoming ridiculously stupid. It was supposed to be a quick fuck with a desiccated slut. Ralph considered his original M.O.: provide armed escort to U.N. inspectors. It was that simple, that fucking simple! Now Bush, who’d never even seen combat, was turning this desert thing into some fucking pissing contest! No, worse than that. The Boss was comparing penis size with Hussein. Here was Hussein, talk’n ‘bout his girth. And there was Bush, all the way in Fuckville, yapp’n ‘bout how nuclear the tip of his big American cock is. Just fucking ridiculous!