December 15, 2002
Reindeer need presents, too. Christmas in the sand is the best Christmas of all. Tricycles, freedom, tricycles, children. He rides his little tricycle, the wind whips through his hair until his tire hits the too-high curb and then... the bicycle is stopped, but he is not. The momentum he had, he still has. He is superman. Santa is the best. He loves you, like god. Only difference is, god makes you confess and feel bad. Santa gives you presents. Santa also has the ability to multi-manifest. God doesn't manifest at all. Yay Santa. Santa rules, Santa rules, Santa rules! Yay.