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December 20, 2002
From the Desk of the President


I religiously stroke my image another day.

Sometimes I stroke it gently, softly.

Sometimes I pound at it, staccato rapid fire machine gun.

But always it is with the same practiced dexterous fingers that I deliver my hot (and frequently sticky) load

of undeniable,

GOSPEL
TRUTH.


PLEASE,

Try to swallow every drop of this.

Try to swallow the fount of wisdom that spurts from my Blessed Head.

Consider it another baptism,
if you will,

or,

the new Eucharist,
if you must

or,

the blood of Christ,
if it makes you happy,

but
please,

SWALLOW.