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December 23, 2002
Saladin danced a jig to the fragmented notes of the Christian invasion. He declared; "Today‘s a day of celebration! The Frankish Fellows have arrived to free the Holy Land and aid their oppressed brethren! Every Turk shake your moneymaker and praise Allah!"

The Frankish Fellows did not know quite how to interpret this remark. They questioned every man in their ranks, hoping that one may have the slightest understanding of Saladin's comments. All Franks, however, were clueless.

Not trusting the Wicked Turks, the Frankish Fellows unsheathed their weapons and commenced slaughtering.


The Crusades; Jihad; the War on Terrorism…same fucking thing.