Has anyone ever tried typing on a computer when neither the backspace or the enter keys work? Trust me, it is nigh on impossible. An exercise in accuracy perhaps. Or perhaps a result of too much coffee spilt on the keyboard. I am bored enough to notice these things, and ponder their universal significance. My brain is melting again. There’s a poll on the uni website at the moment, “Is restarting on 20th Jan a) Late, b) Very late c) Obscenely late or d) Not as late as Oxford?” I vote for Obscenely Late to the point of mind-numbing tedium.