January 9, 2003
Just when she’s finally getting the hang of not thinking about him all the time, damn if M doesn’t call to report an encounter that has her frothing with outrage at having been hoodwinked out of her own perfect plan to buy into his flawed one. His talent like forgery: making it look so good, even the experts are fooled. Trying to figure out why he does this will sure-as-shit drive you crazy. I’m a shrink! she shrieks, and I don’t know what his benefit is! M is rarely this worked up. And she wasn’t even in love with him.