March 13, 2003
I have to admit something. When Brittany was born, I was jealous; afraid that she was the beginning of the end. See "Benny" was the first child born in my close circle of friends and Kevin was an attentive dad; not one to pass off child rearing responsibilities solely on Lisa. Perspective can be jarring. I was a petty little bastard. Kevin skillfully integrated Benny into the proceedings. She became "one of us." Besides she was great for attracting dates in open spaces, like malls. Many were the days I claimed her as my own. "Her mother's in rehab (sniff)."