I understand there is a bunker or several bunkers deep underground that will house our leaders and brightest and best in the event of a nuclear attack. Two things strike me as funny here:
1. Unless you're living somewhere damn close to said bunkers (practically on top of them) you'd probably be hard pressed get to ground in the event of a sizeable threat.
2. Other than the shut in types – the Jenny Jones and Judge Judy set – who'd want to be cooped up for any length of time, particularly since the surface will be uninhabitable for quite some time?