London has turned blue overnight. Hardly surprising, what with the whole increasing trend for right wing governments worldwide and everyone hating Tony Blair so much in the UK. I had my own blue patch too, only marginally more metaphorical than wanting to scrap the NHS or pretend Europe doesn't exist. I'm just so tired, just so exhausted. Ha, just like New Labour. Just like any government leader who tries to cling on to power for too long. And has anyone noticed how the newly elected Conservative counsellor for the Palmers Green Ward of Enfield looks uncannily like my friend Hennery?