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April 20, 2003
easter and 4/20 on the same day. good thing i’m not celebrating either this year or i’d be so confused filling the bong with jellybeans and trying to light that plastic green grass that usually fills my easter basket. instead i tried to wax my upper lip in the tradition i follow of removing unwanted facial hair on holidays celebrating jesus. the waxing went terribly wrong when i applied the “moisturizing” lotion afterwards that actually numbed my upper lip giving me that fresh from the dentist feeling. i’ll dedicate the rest of the day to staying in bed chanting spells