I need glasses. I used to have reading glasses. After I sat on them I procrastinated because I didn’t have any money. Next thing I knew, I hadn’t been wearing glasses for over a year and I wasn’t getting headaches. So I haven’t had glasses for about seven years. Lately, not only do I get headaches, it’s sort of scary what happens to my eyes when they get tired, which is often. Yesterday a few sections of The New York Times left me practically blind. All the morons who never turn their brights off make me fear for my life.