“Look George, I know it’s you. You always call at 3am.”

“Oh, sorry. Listen Tone, the war’s over.”

“It is? Did we win?”

“O’course we did. We decided that weeks ago.”

“Yes, of course. Look, what happens now?”

“Well, somehow our oil got under their soil. Dunno how, but we sure should get it back now.”

“Ye-es. France and Russia won’t like that much though.”

“Let me be honest with you Tone, I’ve never trusted France. Shirak. Irak. There has to be a connection.

“Like Iraq and Al-Qaeda both have ‘Q’s in?”

“They do? Hey wait…”