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May 1, 2006
"Don't my legs look great like this?"Marina asks as she flops down onto the hardwood floor and leans back into a supine position, her legs at a 90-degree angle, skirt gathering around her hammy hips.

I tell her to get up and pull her skirt down.

Her legs look thinner this way, she says. If only they looked this good when she stood, she wouldn't wear long skirts - or hire someone to pull her around town in a red wagon, as she lay thus positioned for all the world to see how great her lumpy legs can look.