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May 12, 2006
The members of the talk show studio audience are thrilled that one of the guests is a renowned animal handler from a zoo out west. They can't wait to see the wide-eyed, big-pawed tiger cubs drinking from baby bottles. The chimpanzee in a diaper, peeling a banana and munching with better manners than their own families! They're ready to murmur a collective "awwwww"as soon as these furry babies are brought onto the set.

But wait. What's this? A snake? A lizard? These aren't cuddly! These - things - can't entertain them! What a waste! They can barely be bothered to applaud.