May 19, 2003
Today I saw a speeding car leave the far left lane of the highway, become airborne and then, after rolling several times over the grassy median, come to a halt with a final, sickening crunch. I and several other motorists immediately pulled over and ran to the hissing vehicle. My face must have mirrored others rushing to the scene – pale, shocked, wide-eyed, afraid what we might find. As I neared the car I heard what I thought was a shriek. It dissolved into laughter, followed by some raucous "woohoo!"s. Three teenagers. Drunk beyond belief. Incredibly unhurt. Mind numbingly stupid fucks.